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*uck is easy,*uck is funny, many people *uck for money, if you think that *uck is funny, *uck yourself and save your money.
Aids is born aids is silly put a condom on your willy
All I wanna do is making Love to you
And as they say true friendship never dies, and looking back we smiled at all the tears we cried.
Beeb ! Send this message to 3 of your friends and you will have unbelievable raw ! SEX !! Tonight ! If you break this chain you will never have multiple orgasm again.
Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put u and i together!
dont drink and drive take dope and fly home.
Even if you are far away, you`re always in my heart to stay. Must think of me and I`ll be fine, maybe one day you could be mine! I love U!

For the world you are someone but for someone you are the world.
Friends are angels, who lift us to our feet, when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Give your smile to everyone, but give your love to only 1!
How can I say I love you, when I love you more,than words can say?
I hate you, but I need you, because I love you!
I love you, you love me. Lof ma zusammen, verlof ma uns nie.
I need two thinks, my teddy and you, my teddy for night and forever you.
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